Sometimes I wonder about what kind of problems would come up if Ned the pie maker came over for dinner at Hannibal’s
"Channing Tatum Has Met With X-Men Producer About Playing Gambit"
Glory POP by Alberto Seveso
(Sunflower Oil, Biodegradable Inks, Water and Photoshop)
For a good 15 years now I’ve been incapable of cooking with broccoli without this clip coming to mind - and I am forced to sing “Choppin’ Broccoli!” while I do so.
I can’t remember what I did last week, but I can remember four minutes’ worth of a comedy routine from over a decade ago.
Me right now.
This stand-up comedy reference brought to you by the old folks on Tumblr.
I sing that song every time I cut up broccoli.
Hand cut paper works by Hina Aoyama
|Write a love poem to your favorite pair of shoes?|
Black knockoff Vans
Target: women’s section.
No one needs to know.
At least I can pretend to be cool.
But seriously, why is nobody talking about this mans fashion?
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
Well that backfired spectacularly.
This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.
I’m glad someone said the thing because I was like ‘they’re avoiding a PREDATOR’